(not my edit)
instead of oj, you get prune juice, the warrior’s drink.
Since this restaurant always remains open, it has given rise to an informal but useful metric to determine the severity of a Dominion Attack and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.
“It is a Good Place To Dine!”
Today is a good day to Fry.
Now I’m picturing a comedy spinoff set at a 24th century Waffle House run by Klingons. Do not bring dishonor to the House of Waffles!
“Morning to you…and your houseeee!”
Honorable combat and waffles for every hour of the day, however long those are on earth.
Sir, I protest! I am not a line cook!
The brawls here are fuckin legendary.
Gagk morning to you, and your house!
Even Worf would have a tough time with some of the brawls the House.
“When one can pick up a knife, and fork, one inevitably becomes a man.”
A great honor upon thy house