Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.
(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don’t tell her though, because I like you more!)
I’ll start (god this could be disastrous!)
- HI, I’m MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I’m …
- Hi, I’m Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.
ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!
My personal favourite:
- Hi, do you mind if I hang out here, until is safe back where I farted?
My favorite is from Zapp Brannigan himself
“If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I’d be coming too.
Was it hard to get into these pants?
Is it gonna be hard for me?
You mean Cheesy pickup lines?
This one from the 1980s springs to mind:
-“If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold that against me?”
This is a classic, and I believe its still etched on Pompeii walls to this day!
I have 206 bones in my body, wanna add another?
This shirt would look a lot better tossed in a corner of your bedroom.
Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?
I just shat my pants. Can I get in yours?
