Jokes on you, I can sleep 13 hours a day and still eat six meals.

Thanks for your POV. Your ex sounds just like my friend’s ex. I also get silly/Fun with alcohol, it must suck to be an angry drunk.

I have my phone set to do-not-disturb when I sleep. Only my family can get through in case of emergency.

No we not doing that shit on lemmy.

Check with your library.

Doug Forcett got it 92% correct.

Rewatched the first one last night and laughed out loud so many times - which is not normal for me.

I thought the /s was implied.

No that’s Oregon. You’re thinking of something that was created from scratch.

That “show us your rubles” one is fucking disturbing. Some really good options here though.

Absolutely not.

I’m curious, has anyone collected data on that?

I feel like “the first guy to ever fart” should be a Ryan George sketch.

“Air is exploding out of my butt am I dying??!”

Only if I get 6% back in points.

We were never meant to see this, the devs just added it to amuse themselves.

I love when he climbs up on my shoulders because he needs to be more in my face.

I live in VA and the closest big city is an hour away.

Damn that’s a photogenic pup.

I thought this was just a joke about his age.

You need to smother that baby so it doesn’t give itself hearing loss!