My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…

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    1 year ago

    You’re all deceiving yourselves. $20 says it’s Henry Kissinger all over again. But don’t worry, all your friends and family will keep dropping like flies. Maybe I should go to bed.

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        1 year ago

        Assuming they could figure out the right composition of fluid to pump into the jar so that you could have significantly enhanced mortality like that, would you if it meant only your head?