IMO, go with either Fedora Workstation or Pop! OS (I would probably lean towards Pop! OS since its your first experience with Linux)

Beware brave traveler, you are asking questions that may result in a journey you did not wish to embark.

To be fair…you have the ability to fix this yourself by hosting your own instance.

All of my passwords are random gibberish generated by bitwarden and I was deleting the account anyways…so that didn’t really matter to me.

Shreddit on github has an option to use GDPR files as a source (might double post, jerboa timed out the first time)

Absolutely love the instance name lol!

Interesting. I’m using Jerboa right now and while I have a few complaints, scrolling speed isn’t one of them. I wonder if it’s a phone specific issue.