No like he literally bore the ring while Frodo was off getting imprisoned by orcs

In the book, the ring tries to tempt him by showing him a vision of a great garden, making Sam the greatest gardener in the world. Sam shrugs it the fuck off without a second thought

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There aren’t enough data centers being burned down

Edit: I had listed the lyrics to Boycott Heaven due to recency bias, but after more thought I think it’s Oblivion Song by cloudkissed

🎶It’s comforting to know that in a hundred years or so

🎶My memory will all but fade away

🎶It’s interesting to note that every clumsy song I wrote

🎶Will outlive me by forever and a day

🎶‘Cause despite all my potential I’m quite inconsequential

🎶And these tears that feel torrential will not matter any more

🎶And maybe it sounds morbid, but if my efforts are rewarded by oblivion

🎶That sounds nice to me

They want your ID attached to your account so they can throw you in prison when you say “from the river to the sea,” or leave a comment with a 🔻 emoji, or suggest that killing children is wrong

On some mobile keyboards they’re attached to adjacent keys. On mine, I hold z to get * and x to get ", so I mix them up pretty frequently

Two of her children and the heirs of her late father’s business partners argued they were entitled to a significant share of royalties

These people are demanding to be paid millions for being born. Rinehart got paid billions for being born. Eat the rich

You didn’t happen to see a sign saying “this is not a place of honor,” did you?

I spent so much time playing Kerbal Space Program in the early days that my asshole still puckers when I see a return vehicle heading toward the water

You’re right, they were actually both 15. Doesn’t make it any better tbh

Edit: wait, this movie released when they were both 15, so they were almost certainly 14 at the time of this scene

These girls were like 14 when this was taken btw

Do you have a humiliation kink or something?

I bet between ao3 and r34 there’s more Draculas than you can shake a dick at

I’m not a computer graphics guy, but I wanna math. Theoretically, if I wanted to make the smallest possible 3d model, I would define it as four interconnected points. Each point has x, y, and z coordinates, so each model takes a theoretical minimum of 12 bytes of storage. Someone who knows computers can correct me if I’m off by a bunch.

The lower estimate is around 100,000,000,000 stars in the Milky Way. That’s only 1.2 terabytes worth of my theoretical minimum 3d model. Doable! But you said all stars. The lower estimate is around 10^22 stars in the universe. That would be 120 zettabytes. That’s only a few orders of magnitude off from the total available worldwide datadata storage!

Edit: I might have thought of a way to define a 3D model in just 2 bytes. You need four points that each have values for x, y, and z. They don’t need 256 possible values for those, they can get by with two each. One bit can store two possible positions, so we can use as little as two bytes to define every point’s position with 4 bits to spare. Behold, a tetrahedron: 0000 0100 1010 1110

Each set of four digits defines the x, y, and z coordinates for each point, as well as one extra dimension. You could use those extra four bits however you want. An extra spatial dimension, defining a color, etc. The theoretically smallest possible 3D model. Take the numbers I said up there and divide them by 6. A model for every star in the universe, and it would only take 20 zettabytes.

And as we all know, technology progresses logarithmically and not exponentially

That test gave me a 125 so I’m inclined to believe it’s accurate

The average American cannot comprehend the complexity of different portions of their income being taxed at different rates. I’ve met a guy who turned down a $0.50 raise because it would him just past the next tax bracket

Read in an internet comment, so take with a grain, but he apparently had a multistage plan. Started a small fire, fire dept came to deal with it, and company brass had them turn off fire suppression to limit unnecessary damage to product in other areas. It was then that they lit a bunch more fires, and by the time the figured it out, it was too late.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/25499844

I was going to paraphrase the comment and then I decided to just directly quote it instead

Discord later banned the account for violating the TOS when lying about her age and stated they would only restore the account if they shared a photo of the kid along with a copy of her birth certificate or passport.

The guy who applies for the “looking at pictures of little girls” position at discord needs to be on every single list