Pfft any real team and he will be shown up for the fraud he is. Imagine mbappe in the Premier league, he’d get battered

Owen without injuries. I know he was still great but truly, imagine if he wasn’t always crippled

He did pretty well so shown up for what he was I think is a bit harsh but think I know what you mean. No work ethic

Couldn’t get away with nowadays no matter how gifted you are

In the face of massive teams that get away with it, it’s a bit rich

Plus, the Dyche factor carries a lot of sway. Very likeable manager, eternal underdog. He could manage city and they’d be crowd winners seen as fighting the good fight and giving two fingers to ‘the man’

More dead migrant workers and general breaking of international laws?

The harder you train, the luckier you get

Arrogant little shit at a club with the most toxic supporters in the world