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They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you are smart you have multiple income streams9·3 days ago“Man that is peanuts compared to my safari gig. I get to eat and get paid!” -Simba
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Radioactive wasp nest found at South Carolina site where US once made nuclear bombs2·3 days agoOne of two outcomes. You gain super human ability or you just decay slowly from radiation poisoning. My money is on the later. Oh, you also are cool at parties now because your eyes glow in the dark.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•World's oldest baby is born in the United StatesEnglish57·3 days agoBaby in 2040 at age 15. “You mean I could have been born in 1995!? I could have at least enjoyed some of the early 2000s!
Appears that way. Funny how everyone is trying to get to US but also talks shit about US.
If you think US is only country that has a dark history. I hate to break it to you bud. Shit even the worst of US history doesn’t touch some current countries crimes.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Could one legally get a hold of those bank bill dye security dye packs, dye your own legally obtained cash with it, and spend it places? Just to make people suspect you're secretly a bank robber.3·4 days agoUmmm, so this is a weird question. It makes one think that if, one was so inclined to do so they would or have robbed a bank.
“Dead or alive you’re clocking in” - High School Drop out manager.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•'Chuck E. Cheese' handcuffed and arrested in Florida on charges of using a stolen credit card32·5 days agoChatGPT said this about cost estimate for 15,000 tickets:
• Minimum likely cost: **~ $150** if every game averages 100 tickets/dollar. • Typical/realistic range: $450 to $1,500, depending on skill, efficiency, and promotions. • High-end estimate: Up to $3,000 if games are expensive or low reward per point.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•'Chuck E. Cheese' handcuffed and arrested in Florida on charges of using a stolen credit card161·5 days agoHow many game tickets did he turn in to get a Stolen Credit Card? /s
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Reddit@lemmy.world•Considering an open relationship? Don’t read this Reddit forum25·5 days agoRelying on Reddit for any substantial information concerning anything is crazy to me. Unless you want to learn about Far left ideologies.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Reddit@lemmy.world•Online Hate Speech Resembles Mental Health Disorder Language - Neuroscience News41·5 days agoThe sane people get permanent bans when speaking the reality of a situation. Reddit does this frequently. Turns out tolerance of free speech is limited by those protesting for free speech in the streets.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people202·5 days agoDonald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Wait…are you the River Demon? Because you sound like the River Demon.
You know the malevolent demon that eats anything in the river. It has consumed boats, houses, coolers and people. When it can’t find food it greats a flood.
Didn’t protesters in UK also get arrested recently? It was about 8 of them if I recall correctly.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•There was no "missing minute" in Epstein jail video, government source says2·6 days agoHe wasn’t black but an African American. /s
Texting all other service robots like “just stole another skin-bags job, you should see the despair and sadness in its eyes!” -SavageBot69.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldOPto News@lemmy.world•NYC gunman ID’d as Shane Tamura after deadly shooting that killed NYPD officer2·6 days agoYou are correct I mixed numbers up.
salty_chief@lemmy.worldOPto News@lemmy.world•NYC gunman ID’d as Shane Tamura after deadly shooting that killed NYPD officer91·6 days agoHappen on 33rd floor and he is 27 years old
But this was the designated “Boot licker of the week” spot!