Bring forward the baby artillery if you PLEASE sir.
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We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists!
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
saltnotsugar@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss67·1 month agoThis is true. The other company can ask HR to consult the big book of grudges to determine if there are indeed grudges.
saltnotsugar@lemm.eeto grimdank@lemmy.world•Start your wedded life as you mean to continue itEnglish18·1 month agoGlad to see Commissar Yarrick found true love.
Any time I use the wrong definite article my German wife will loudly bark “NEIN!” It’s hot but educational.
I would just stand there looking lost just to see how many more signs could be put up.
I saw a documentary that explained that skeletons make xylophone sounds as they walk.
Why didn’t they just switch the dudes to kilts?!
Well look on the bright side…there’s probably a bright side!
Poor monkey is trying to catch his bus.
Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?
Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.
You know, it’s amazing how much you can learn in Lemmy.
saltnotsugar@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do I look like a rock, motherfucker? Do I look like a fucking island?20·1 month agoLike a bridge over MOTHERFUCKIN water, I will lay YOUR ASS down.
He tells you his name is Jimmothy Plimmothy.
Recipe: Add 1/4 cup of cheese.
Me: Adding 1 cup of cheese got it.
Let me off this blasted interstate you Maryland devils!
Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?