HTTP 1.1/418 Deep Fried Teapot

She/her pronouns. Comic relief, moral support, occasionally tells the packets where to go. Grumpy old queer married person in eastern Massachusetts. Generally wandering around feeling like I’m secretly a cartoon of three raccoons in a trenchcoat trying to pass. :donor:
“This is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?”