Why would they avoid speeding tickets for birds? Seems like a missed revenue stream opportunity.

This is how my driving school taught me to use a roundabout. Though I never see anyone but me do this.

Did anything change after they became a big YouTube sponsor?

In a similar vein, I picked up Marvel Multiverse RPG recently. My friends haven’t played DND picked this up really quickly.

Dungeons and Dragons. With the right group, you can do anything.

Me when I have a migraine

How dare you say that about my mom!

JPEG stands for Joint Photographic Experts Group. So by the other user’s logic, you shouldn’t be using the hard /p/ sound.

How do you pronounce JPEG?

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You’ve just described Lemmy

Definitely a glitch in the matrix.

Mobius: Knock Knock

Brad: Who’s there?

Mobius: Brad

Brad: Brad who?

Mobius: That’s show business

This is a bit of an old joke but the humour comes from two layers.

The first layer comes from the last two lines. Brad is a famous actor, so probably a household name. So the expectation is that nobody would ask who he was in the same way nobody would ask “Beyonce who?” But Hollywood is fickle and stars today can easily become forgotten tomorrow. Pretending not to know a celebrity is an insult that is associated with this nature of Hollywood. Hence the “That’s show business line” where the jokester acts like they’re reluctantly agreeing that the celebrity isn’t famous anymore. This is extra hurtful since the famous person is the one tricked into saying “…(their own name) who?”

The second layer comes from the expectation of the structure of a regular knock knock joke. Since this joke doesn’t follow that structure, it breaks expectations and creates humour.

Mainly it’s the first part though.

It worked for me. I’m using Boost for Lemmy as my client.

+1 for Pocket Casts. I’ve only ever had problems with Pocket Cast in the last few weeks. Luckily they released an update a few days ago that fixed the issues.

Episode 6 Return of the Jedi

It’s a deleted scene that had Jabba the Hutt preparing himself for Leia by slathering butter all over himself

Welcome! If you need to charge your phones, note that this house has Yokohama wiring, but we have Nagoya and Shikoku adapters available.

You can leave at any time through the door over there. It’s a shoji door, so you’ll need to find a compatible knob. No, don’t be silly, that one is a fusuma knob! Of course it won’t fit.

Knowing what the different States are and different cities (for the title text) is pretty important. As someone who is from outside the United States, I wouldn’t’ve been surprised if “Pennsylvania Wiring” was really a standard of wiring.

I remember reading somewhere that Hollywood picked up on audiences’ propensity to be more emotionally invested in the well-being of dogs, even if they’re unnamed brand new characters and there are humans dying all around them.

Well you should get your memory checked out because I don’t remember it either and I have a terrible memory.