You running directional tires? I’m not. Michelin 4s are asymmetrical but not directional. Yes I’m aware of Michelin’s ‘staggered warranty’ language on their website, but the tires aren’t stamped directional.

Every 5,000 miles? (Tire rotations). Every brake pad change? Every time I’m jacking the car up fiddling around when stuff?

I get some people are afraid of tools, but a lot of us car enthusiasts do work on our vehicles fairly regularly.