8 year-old me: “Wow okay sorry coach what other wisdom do you have?”

Coach: “the only formation is 4-4-2. The most important soccer skill is dedication. Every ball is a 50-50. If you’re under 6 feet tall you’ll never need to head the ball”

Damn, Billy, you dove deep! Great article, thanks so much for your time and effort 😁

Amazing how fast this process moves when no one is getting their pockets filled to protect the team

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Every time Saka had the ball it was Cucurella pushes and pulls for days, not a foul in sight

About as likely as say, the earth continuing to rotate around its axis

Inject it straight into my penis

My head’s in knots and I watched that game

He’s our Kyrie Irving without the antivaxx flat earth genius baller part

Okay so he’s not Kyrie at all

Wake up bitch we hate Robin Van Persie now