• illaqueable@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      8 year-old me: “Wow okay sorry coach what other wisdom do you have?”

      Coach: “the only formation is 4-4-2. The most important soccer skill is dedication. Every ball is a 50-50. If you’re under 6 feet tall you’ll never need to head the ball”

      • W00DERS0N@alien.topB
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        1 year ago

        We threw tea in the harbor so we could take our hand-eggs and do what we wanted with them.

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            1 year ago

            Agree. I bloody love the sport. Just wish they didn’t just kowtow to every single corpo in their history and have some backbone and let a game be game. Show a bazillion ads at halftime and on the shirts idc. Just don’t interrupt play or even stoppage in play.

            I’d hate if there was an ad for when everytime someone goes down in football, or on between set pieces in rugby.

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      1 year ago

      What if that is an egg, and if we incubate right we will get a fully grown parchinho clone in a few years time?