Watch this short video on your phone so that you can turn on the flashlight

Seems like a good spot to put some unskippable ads. This is a million dollar idea!

Dude isn’t going to have billions if he pays for haircuts

Just realized I dropped the L. Maybe Legitimate?

It’s all caps. Maybe an acronym for “We’re Out of Film ideaS”

Women are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family

I think I’m stuck in some sort of gboard hell

Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

I’m down with OPP, yeah you know me

I’m currently listening to the Network Effect audiobook. I like that it’s a full novel. More time to spread out and have a more complex plot.

Don’t forget about guns

I love being able to pause when my son needs something too

Those don’t seem to work for me. I think it’s because they started using an artificial sweetener that gives me equal or worse digestive issues

We mix ketchup and Worcestershire and put it on meatloaf. And then we make more to dip the meatloaf in while eating.

I was gonna say Taco Bell hell

You’re not supposed to measure top to top to bottom

My wife is reading through some top 500 books or whatever list and she always struggles with this. If you give it 50-100 pages and get nowhere, just put it down and call it a loss.

Meanwhile, I’m just reading scifi and fantasy stuff that comes well recommended and rarely have to give up on a book.

I thought it was “if it’s yellow, let it mellow”

I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins