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I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I’m too lazy to plan shit.

You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.

My head canon is that Mr Burns had him rigorously test tanning beds for him, but only to see how much Smithers could take and not for Mr Burns to use.

Janeway: Support NASA now! Don’t make me do a Tuvix on you. I’ll doit it and I’ll enjoy it. Try me.

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I think I need to give my username up to this guy.

What about party busses?

The Meta prison purse®™

I quit. I’m never touching the devil’s weed again!

It’s not worth getting stoned if there’s even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.

Ohh really, it goes:

get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you’ll be hearing
from my lawyer
you’re getting fired
where’s your manager
now I’m being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.

Get fucked! For real!

I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it’s talk shit about Coldplay week again!

I didn’t choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Round bottom corners, you make the rocking world go round!

They’re boring, he’s a bit of a twat, they’ve been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won’t stop playing them.

this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.

Nawwwwwww, so sad.

So, you’d help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?

What budget are we working with, like what’s the most you’d be happy to spend on this?

Proving him right.