No, it’s not allowed

-Tuchel, probably

Kane is better than Lewandowski

We have been struggling against the press this season. Galatasaray is in it purely based on their hustle right now. The teams we should handily beat with better technical football we are not beating by virtue of technical skill alone. Defenders seem to rarely be on the same page when we spend so much time pressuring teams on the attack, and don’t know what to do every time we are countered.

Tuchel’s running the wrong drills.

Offside

Saarbrucken is exhausted. Can tell in the desperation of their pass and shot defenses. This is part of the reason we dominate the 2nd half so frequently. Our fresh legs are a class above the competition. Tuchel seems to be aware of this as well and he’s benefited from those late game substitutions that have made the difference against these worse teams we have not outclassed like we should.

We are too good to be winning by virtue of attrition only, but I’ll take what we can get.

World class save right there. Fuck that was a nice shot.

Extrapolating from our last match, we are due to win this one 9-1.

Strap in, gents. 2nd half Bayern is inevitable.

Kane is a lethal pass first 9. His awareness is on another level. I feel like he’s always looking for the assist first and foremost with the attention drawn to his striking. Kane is so smart on the pitch

Coman spamming cutbacks down the wing like a toxic fifa player in rivals

It’s a pen. Bad positioning there