Ich hätte aber auch keine Lust mit einem Egomanen an seinem Geburtstag zu verhandeln

Für Nahverkehrszüge gibt es das sogar: https://www.bahn.de/angebot/zusatzticket/fahrrad

Aber wenn ein Bus im Spiel ist ist man wieder den Verbünden ausgeliefert.

Idk, still a waste of a (presumably) perfectly good shirt. Rather use those old underpants from the bottom of the drawer. Maybe wear them before if it’s for ICE.

You are correct. It’s today’s blizzard warning for northern Germany, as provided by the German weather service.

True.

Although the main reason for legal gambling is that it allows for regulation. And I cannot see any of that being done at the moment.

Dualboot is “solved” by the price of SSDs. Ain’t nobody got space for that.

Ne, lieber direkt an nen reichen Unternehmer schicken, das tröpfelt dann schon runter zu den armen

They will fill it up with water once they are done mining. It’ll take about 40 years to fill though, between ground water and extracting water from the Rhine river.

Minenbastelei

And then the next government takes those good things, which they have massively decried when they were the opposition, only to reimplement the exact same thing with a slightly modified name.

What?

It’s very obviously just the percentage of people born

Dudesona sounds like a male alter ego

Speaking of which: Elon

Sind die komischen Verwandten jetzt das gute Augustiner nicht wert, oder hältst di nichts von Augustiner?

You want to build a wall to to Oklahomans in Oklahoma

I want to build a wall to keep non Oklahomans out of Oklahoma.

We’re not the same

I remember reading this in uni and that I liked it, but I have absolutely no idea what it’s about.

Looking forward to rediscovering it.

Dutzend

Störkraft? /s

That sounds like it has a direct to video adaption starring Steven Seagal.

Für Kontext: der verlinkte Kommentar hatte ursprünglich das N-Wort für den Witz verwendet, mittlerweile aber (löblich) rauseditiert (wenn auch unlöblich ohne Hinweis darauf)