Great goal doesn’t really do it justice…one of the best PL goals ever surely.

I wonder if the brexit mystic Paul Merson saw this one coming.

This dude is gonna be like the secretary general of the UN somehow in like 20 years after getting fired a few more times.

Hard to not think about Harry Kane watching him sometimes, elite finish with his weak foot.

As long as the margin for error in the technology is within reason, works for me. I don’t know if it can be calibrated to have a little leeway or whatever but it is what it is.

I’d rather live with the pointlessness of being offside by a cunt hair than have humans involved at all in objective matters.

If the technology is consistent and quick, I’ll take it.

I have to admit Newcastle’s “Are we the baddies” kit is a fucking banger.

Ben White is like straddling the line where it’s almost like he’s wearing orange face or something. Like I didn’t think it was possible and I’m not sure what group he’s appropriating from but it’s getting to the point where it’s like he’s doing something insensitive. He must be stopped.

It’s absolutely hilarious that like 3 weeks ago I was getting slaughtered for saying Chelsea are not in a relegation battle lol.

Ben Orange looks like my cyberpunk character after I hit random about 20 times.

Is Ben Orange field testing his TOWIE Halloween costume for weather resistance or something?

I’m curious what happens to Arteta’s hair in weather like this… does all the product like run into his eyes or is it essentially waterproof? Like he’s got a couple of coats of epoxy on there or something?

What is this commentator on, he turned him and looked like a promising attack and he held him up…I don’t care if the dude went down it’s a yellow every single day lol

Newcastle fans finally have permission to admit he’s overrated anyway and that they’ll likely be fine regardless of what the punishment is.

I love Harold and he does so well here, but let’s be honest, you really have to fuck up to let essentially a 2v1 40+ yards from goal turn into his slow ass stumbling into the box 1v1 with the keeper.