Nope give me the absolute shittiest team available every single round. I wanna see my damn club win the thing before i die. We can chase the glamour ties when we`ve won it a few times.

Can’t believe this fun shitpost has been downvoted haha.

I think the solution is players start sharing the penalties a la Titi-Pires. That way the ones who wouldn’t be allocated a pen get an assist to boost their value.

------------Eddie
Nelson-------------Cozier-Duberry
------Nwaneri-----Elneny
------------Jorginho
Sousa--Gabriel--Kiwior--Cedric
------------Ramsdale

Sub out Jorg for a Lewis-Skelly at some point, Eddie out for Sagoe Jr, and Gabi for Walters.

Please lads let’s win a game by the 60th minute for once. I want some meme subs tonight and some fresh legs for the weekend. That Wolves game has trap written all over it.

Ramsey is almost too good for this list. His clutch FA Cup final goals alone guarrantee more than the streets will remember him.

Absolute baller. Speaking of, Yannick Bolasie.

Oh man, I completely blank that sad CL run. Also, speaking of Jeffersons, Montero from Swansea rocking up, putting on a masterclass against poor Calum Chambers, then dipping back into obscurity is a good shout.

Weird one, but what’s your top “who the fuck is that guy” performance against us? I’m talking about a player you weren’t aware of just tearing us a new one out of nowhere.

For me, Rashford’s league debut still rattles me. We were in the title race, United were so depleted by injuries that they were starting a teenager on debut. I was certain we were gonna finally smash them until this kid tore us apart.

Also THAT Reece Oxford game.

Love the big fella but Tone just spews nonsense consistently.

I’ll give him one thing, he seems to have learned from his time here and doesn’t panic so much when his team goes 2 up. Back then he would almost always make a defensive sub, now he is a bit more confident in his team. Glad he`s doing well, the dude was all class and genuinely worked hard, it just didn’t work for him here.

Gueye absolute disasterclass

Mate I can’t fucking sleep because of this heat

Rice is still doing that along the way, at a very high level mind you.

That’s been my favourite thing about this season. Declan Rice has been incredible despite the fact that you can see he still doesn’t get the system entirely and the players around him don’t get him yet. Its genuinely ridiculous

Ehhh, I can understand it. If we had NLD for top 4 we’d wheel him out if needed too. Also probably good for him weirdly enough, he is a very emotionally driven dude so being wanted and needed by his NT will mean the world to him.

I wish nothing but more 7-1s to their team if they get on our boys’ backs and get them dropped.

Damn it who put these tears in my eyes?

Rice came up as a CB. We move him back and we have another monster CB, with Ben White finally fulfilling the aVerm Ahai Prophecy by moving into DM.

growing into empty massive markets where there’s zero competition (US, India, China, Japan, Africa).

…what? Those markets are EXTREMELY competitive lol. First off, Africa not having its own football culture? Its probably the one thing that is consistent across the whole continent lol. Football is the biggest sport in probably every single country there, with most countries having healthy leagues that are broadcast consistently.

Back to the no competition, it is way harder to get someone who isn’t a football fan at all to watch a game than to get someone who already enjoys the sport to watch a different game. The US and India already have sports that are entrenched into the top spots, the thing the EPL did is market itself well and made good broadcast deals to be available in those areas even before the big contracts kicked in.

For context, despite the PL being such a huge league, Barca and Real still have way larger global fanbases than any other team bar Manchester United. That’s because those teams dominated the spotlight when the game was expanding. Key differences is the teams around United were given the facilities to flourish and get better with time whilst La Liga funnelled its resources to Barca and Real even more. The EPL didn’t decide to just market United, La Liga decided to market its big two and that’s on them

the vast vast vast majority don’t speak a word of Spanish.

This doesn’t matter. Broadcast the games in English lol. I don’t get why people think this matters so much, the EPL is full of players who don’t speak English. Real is the most popular team in the world, and that’s not because only the Spanish speaking world is backing them.

Improve the product, and the money will come in.

Charlie Patino Sambi double pivot dominating the CL next season. You heard it here first.