You could try going to a steward and saying you didn’t realise it was the home end and they might take you round to the away end.

Otherwise just keep quiet and blend in if something big happens.

Shout ‘FFS Sheffield/Utd/Blademeisters, you’re shit!’ People will assume you’re a fan

Better record by measurable achievements than most other commentators. Only Neville, Henry, Keane and Souness outshine him from the current crop.