Vortieum

Because a clueless user used the space bar instead of a table or tab stops.

Not necessarily true. Quite a bit can fail (including engine and steering systems) on a modern aircraft and it will still safely defy gravity.

What no one is asking: What’s the first illeal thing Biden should do to Trump if Trump were to win this argument?

Map Men!

Can’t stand ear buds.

NOTHING I have that is irreplaceable is on less than 2 drives nor are they ever connected at the same time. You’re just asking to lose files if you only save them on one drive.

Reading some of the Steam reviews, and its sounds like my full-time employed ass is going to enjoy it early on, but quickly burn out after a war in it kicks off.

https://heldercorreia.bitbucket.io/speedcrunch/

Something about that story sounds awfully familiar…

Yo dawg

Find the most likely strategy to piss off the user base, and then somehow say the dumbest things I can to make it worse when asked about it.

I mean, that’s the job right?