I really enjoyed that one, well done.

That’s very kind, thank you.

Same here.

I love that scroll generator, thanks!

They are to 5 year olds.

She’s head over heels for me!

My daughter thought so too.

I’m special and can’t get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile

You two knock it off, or you’re grounded

I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.

Yes!

If they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.

I didn’t ask

Back in the day, if you wrote to the FBI and asked if there was file on you, they would start a file on you.

I don’t want to lose him, but Gov Ned Lamont from CT is a pretty good governor. Maybe a little bit more towards the center than some would like but he’s done a good job with jobs, taxes and covid

And also, angry.

It’s replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum

EA did it with Apex Legends, so this is no surprise.

It’s not a proper Slav Squat if both your heels aren’t on the ground.

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