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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I bought a new taser the other day but discovered I was holding it wrong.....English
8·7 days agoI was too
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Remember when using Botox was kind of taboo?English
6·2 months agoFor sure, it makes one stop and think if you’re intentionally injection anything with “Toxin” in the name into your face
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you see the movie about rivers and waterfalls?English
2·2 months agoThey want No Scrubs
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?English
3·2 months agoLike you need a excuse
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I was going to slow cook some alligator yesterday....English
4·2 months ago
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I just learned the other day that Albert Einstein was a real person!English
1·2 months agoThis is the level of autism we come to Lemmy for.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I have a friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid....English
1·3 months agoWho? Never heard of them, but whoever I stole the joke from may have
Sooo, like eye roll, a light snort out of your nose or a sensible chuckle?
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Alternative Nation: The Fediverse's Alternative and Indie Music Community@lemmy.world•Public Image Limited - This Is Not A Love Song (1984)
2·3 months agoNothing makes reach to change what I’m listening to faster than this song.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did I ever tell you all the story about mushroom hunting? It's pretty long but....English
5·3 months agoI don’t disagree, but I knew it would pop up in the comments and wanted to preempt it
I did not, do you have a link? I’m always looking to score another source
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politics @lemmy.world•Former Minnesota governor says state should seek to become part of Canada
3·3 months agoI do enjoy the idea, but I feel we have to call it out just like we do every time Texas talks about leaving. This issue has been settled (violently).
If you get a majority of the northern population centers and economies to seceed it would be more feasible, but it would result in an actual shooting civil war. One state (with the exception of California) isn’t enough to go it alone.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you know New York is the opposite of Minnesota?English
5·3 months agoLFG!
It’s very similar to how a lot of Americans didn’t know about the Tulsa Race Massacre until it was in The Watchmen.
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PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•'Turns out having your game be free on Epic is great advertising for Steam sales': New Blood chief says Blood West sold 'like 200% more' the day it was a freebie on EGSEnglish
2·4 months agoThanks! I wishlisted it, any idea if it runs on the Steamdeck? It says unknown in the store
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a pig with laryngitis?English
7·4 months agoI really enjoyed that one, well done.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be known for?English
2·6 months agoThat’s very kind, thank you.
Tug@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•In a galaxy called the milky way...English
1·6 months agoSame here.
At least Lemmy lets you edit that, thanks!