Wow a lot of scammers around here, don’t fall for them! My uncle works at pocketpair; DM me I’ll make sure the money goes to the right place!

The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.

That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…

🦀 🦀 🦀

I dont have a general doctor and last time I tried to get help I got profiled as a drug seeker. Its really turned me off trying to get help but maybe I should try again

Coffee did not help me. A few years ago i was averaging 2 liters of coffee per day it was a real problem. I don’t drink coffee anymore.

This is me. Help how do i do stuff?

Ohioan here, I’ll eat your kitty 😺

It sounds like in this case hes not mistaking, just talking about an unrelated town in a different state as a talking point to bring up immigration?

I tried to find a video of this on youtube, which I could not. I did however find a video of him making the same mistake 3 weeks ago in Pennsylvania, this time confusing it with North Carolina 🙄

Theres a whole lot of stupid going on in this story!

“Hey Laura can you tweet something absolutely insanely racist about Kamala so I can publicly call you out so that people won’t think im the crazy one?”

“Sure thing fam I was probably gonna do that anyways lol”

Looks like my toilet bowl after too much coffee

Yes that is what I was thinking of

Now what’s the perimeter of each one?

You mean -probably real headline from the 50s

If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.

Before i noticed the trump in the background I legitimately though I was having a stroke trying to read this.

He talks like hes just repeatedly hitting the suggested word on his phone keyboard.

Will it tho?

My highschool biology classroom had the skeleton of an indian tween in a closet. It had been professionally skeletonized and rigged up and everything. The bio teacher swore it was there when he started teaching and that he doesnt know anything about it…

He also had a human fetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.

Mayo is so disgusting fr