Give her a promotion and a raise, on the condition she hands in a box of little sandwiches every week as her KPI
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TableRoller@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Cat food should come in realistic flavors
2·2 hours ago“Fresh Sparrow Flavour” on the bag: cat gives it five stars, owner returns it on the spot
Your washing machine has gone zen. Inner warmth only.
TableRoller@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•what to do with 2+ pounds of butter patties?
2·2 hours agoOP should do a giveaway, roll the dice and give out however many it lands on 😁 I’ll go first:

TableRoller@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I despise laundry. How can I make my life contain less of it?
2·9 hours agoNext time I’ll just roll a die to decide who does the laundry.


Eat the same breakfast every day until I’m sick of it, and then the next day it’s back again