It’s funny because everyone knows dolphins prefer the romance languages.

Knowing that makes this much funnier!

Only if you pick one that isn’t true.

We’ll see who gets the last laugh when I’m looking down on the rest of you from the righteous kingdom of Jibbers Crabst, the magic space lobster!

Probably for the same reason they don’t report on every person who lost all their money at a casino.

It’s not news when a system works as intended.

I thought it was the doors closing.

You mention how she’s mean to kids, but how does she act around kids her age, or adults? You’ve only described how she acts at her worst, so we don’t know if her best is any better.

He’s MAGA in case anyone was wondering,

Yeah, I’m pretty sure we all figured that one out.

You’re telling me.

But what if a vampire is not an organism at all, but an endothermic process?

Toyota Camry, and I’d be content if I drove it till I’m dead.

I’m under the impression that a vampire will cause a chill in the air, so I’m going with endothermic.

And nothing worse than not being able to find the thing that you stashed away years ago for exactly this situation!

Mines been Fallout ever since 2001, when I found the OG Fallout game on sale and decided to give it a shot despite knowing nothing about it.

It’s had highs and lows, but I’m a big fan of the dark, but a little bit silly Wasteland.

Django Unchained

Inglorious Basterds

Pulp Fiction (not a Tarantino stan, I swear)

I laughed at this. Can’t deny he’s made some great films!

The dumb ones don’t think to ask. Please, follow me.

I’d say you’re definitely overthinking it. I’ll look at the high end achievements if I’ve finished a game I like, as that could point me towards things I may have missed during my initial playthrough, but other than that, I don’t think about them at all.

If I actually do 100% a major game (Like I did for Fallout New Vegas) I’m proud to have accomplished it, but I’m not losing sleep over the other 3000 unfinished titles I’ve played.

Sometimes it’s fun to compare to friends.

Unless…

a person cheats and gets them all

I got it instantly! Thanks Diablo 2!

Aww, how adorable!

You think there’s an end game.

Don’t be silly, it’s not like the US has a history of deeming that certain groups of people are inferior to others and forcing them into involuntary labor.