Congrats to you both. Remember to keep this sense of humor and laugh together often this first year of your kid’s life.

Welcome to the club.

Huh, I had no idea. I just thought it was for fun like beans, jeans, and stroganoff. 🌽

It is permanent.

A threat?! Now I feel…cornered.

Peak Lemmy. We need beans also.

I have an air popper <3

Donald don’t give a duck!

Cute office bun!

Seriously, she’s depressed and her legs are shaved?! Get real.

It’s my kid’s first Christmas and I didn’t see the point but my spouse insisted…so the compromise was 2 discounted toys totaling $20 usd.

I grew up in a large family so we had shared gifts. I don’t know how to navigate this if I only have one without spoiling. It makes me slightly uncomfortable.

Daddy would like some sausage

Liberty Mutual’s commercials are utter non-sense, no plot, not funny.

Please make them stop the slop.

Post to Lemmy as an update jk

Alright alright alright

Shit, I’ve never seen this many downvotes on a Lemmy comment. Here, have another 😂

I’m thankful for your thanksgiving posts. 🦃

That’s Heavy.

Looks like a good branch manager to me.

This is the only reasonable answer.