Jumping spiders are so cute

Why put the beans in a separate dish if you’re using the whole thing?

Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime…that’s why I poop on the company’s time.

Nice

Found JD’s account.

Worth should be woof.

Obviously not banan boi ;)

Is this Postal?

They have a ghost kitchen called Pasqually’s. However, it seems like it’s pretty much the same pizza lol just a different name.

Who doesn’t enjoy a good 💩

That ain’t right… (pun intended)

Aggressively sings: “Don’t you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?”

Number 15……

Lack of functional pockets in women’s clothing.

You’re going to attract a lot of moths with this post.

Thank you for your service 🫡

They have some crazy fingers.

I was really hoping this was The Onion…

I agree about the responsibility of gun safety… However, I’d suspect the downvotes are due to your comments on Bernie.

It’s laughable how poorly cropped the image is.

Fit