In real life: Townsend v City, Crouch v City and although obviously he was a superb player Kompany was obviously never regarded as an outside the box thunderbastard merchant so that one too for the shock factor. The whole ground groaned when he was lining up that shot.

I spent 3 years trying to tell people Otamendi wasn’t shit

This is what I never got about believers, it’s the sheer arrogance. I live next door to a Methodist church and have one of the pastors on Facebook. They other week he was banging on about how thankful he was that god had repaid his faith by letting him get through a full recreational game of rugby without his knee injury flaring up.

Like aye 3000 kids died of malaria that day but you’re so fucking special god personally intervened so you could play a spot of rugger

No, I think they’re just shite