US Soccer star Megan Rapinoe did her best to laugh off the injury in the final match of her stellar career. The 38-year-old believes she tore her Achilles during the National Women’s Soccer League …
Hello!? It’s fucking Megan Rapinoe. THE Megan Rapinoe! Of course her injury is more important than everything else going on in this world. Actually, Vatican is currently thinking about adding another chapter to the bible, remembering her devastating injury that served as a prophet to prove that god is in fact not real. It will change the world forever.
This is what I never got about believers, it’s the sheer arrogance. I live next door to a Methodist church and have one of the pastors on Facebook. They other week he was banging on about how thankful he was that god had repaid his faith by letting him get through a full recreational game of rugby without his knee injury flaring up.
Like aye 3000 kids died of malaria that day but you’re so fucking special god personally intervened so you could play a spot of rugger
“I mean, f***ing yeeted my Achilles in the sixth minute in my last game ever in the literal championship game.”
“I guess I just rode until the wheels came right off! Now I’m just a NARP, a normal-ass regular person, having to do rehab which is f***ing devastating.
Guys, it’s clearly a fucking joke. She’s being facetious.
Yeah. Not holocaust, not slavery, not famine, nor torture and murder. It’s her injury.
Hello!? It’s fucking Megan Rapinoe. THE Megan Rapinoe! Of course her injury is more important than everything else going on in this world. Actually, Vatican is currently thinking about adding another chapter to the bible, remembering her devastating injury that served as a prophet to prove that god is in fact not real. It will change the world forever.
Vatican already made enough calls on what the Bible should be lolol
This is what I never got about believers, it’s the sheer arrogance. I live next door to a Methodist church and have one of the pastors on Facebook. They other week he was banging on about how thankful he was that god had repaid his faith by letting him get through a full recreational game of rugby without his knee injury flaring up.
Like aye 3000 kids died of malaria that day but you’re so fucking special god personally intervened so you could play a spot of rugger
It’s clearly a joke.
From the same interview:
“I mean, f***ing yeeted my Achilles in the sixth minute in my last game ever in the literal championship game.”
“I guess I just rode until the wheels came right off! Now I’m just a NARP, a normal-ass regular person, having to do rehab which is f***ing devastating.
Guys, it’s clearly a fucking joke. She’s being facetious.
The presence of God does not mean that life gets to be fair. Life is a test with its rewards and its punishment.
That’s what the afterlife is for, because there is injustice in this world, the afterlife rewards those victims of injustice.
FFS. Wish I got killed as a baby
Wasn’t written for you…
But for real, you’re just being a troll. You don’t believe what you just said.