Whatever Luddite.

Clearly Luddite means anyone I disagree with, right?

It’s the implication.

This truly is the worst timeline.

I try to avoid Cheeto chungus as much as I can, so I genuinely don’t know if this is real or not. The sad part is, this seems like some unhinged thing he could do.

What a wild world we live in.

Never trust a fart.

The future is now old man! - Mantaur

sharpening an axe

Turns out, I’m 25% Scandinavian, and wanted to embrace my heritage, ya know? I always used to feel guilty about this, but I was just born this way.

The poor priest: oh lawd.

What in the mortal kombat knockoff Goro is this thing?

No, clearly it’s half man, half bear-pig!

I’m ready:

Sometimes in life you’re Goku, sometimes you’re Krillin.

Sad exiled French noises.

They don’t call him Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien for nothing.

I’m surrounded by Assholes!

“Yeah, we’d love to hire you for the cook role here at Taco Time, unfortunately you’re not authentic Mexican so we can’t.” - something never said before by a hiring manager.

So far! There’s still time, keep your chin up!

Simpsons Dogma did it!

Sounds good, I’ll do the same!