What is a CR?

Probably asked for back pay

FTFY

Hmmmmm. Hey guys! It’ll be really easy to steal things from this guys house on black Friday. All you gotta do is be quiet. He’s going to eat himself into a coma on Thanksgiving!!!

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You guuuyyysssss!!!

…I want free hugs!

Schwäbisch Hall,

What did you call me???

Sorry, that was me. Your flesh just looked delicious, and I thought “Well, I COULD go for some tasty drinking of the blood of the innocent…”

You just wouldn’t be as tasty if you had murdered someone and were guilty.

Relevant video on spiders on drugs

You know…you didn’t have to say that! Now I’m hungry for, and excited to try a pizza edible that doesn’t exist!

Great. Now I’m hungry AND sober…

Yes. That IS what you did. Thank you for recapping your own actions.

We DON’T know what you’re talking about. Because you just said the most vague nonexplaintory “It’s coming”, with zero context or followup. I could say “It’s coming”, and in MY head I’m talking about game 6 of the world series. I would know what I mean, but if I said it in a post about fascism, people would assume I’m saying fascism is coming. Which it’s not, because it’s already here.

That’s where everybody else’s confusion stems from about your comments.

Hey! Whoa! That’s TOTALLY uncalled for, and you’re just being ignorant!

…ducks aren’t racist!

Glad I never had tiktok and all it’s bullshit.

Right??? Call me when there are real tangable punishing consequences. As is? He’ll blow it off and shrug.

This man is still an ad adventurer like you. He never took an arrow to the knee.

No no. It’ll still be seen by thousands before it’s taken down.

Blocked in 23 states, unless you want to hand over your digital ID.

Sure. You could upload it to peer-tube, and have it be seen by a whole 11 people!

Oh come on, mexican government! You’re better than this! In the 1950s parents said Elvis and his rock and roll music were corrupting the youth. So music was the tool of satan. Surprise surprise, total bullshit.

In the 1970s, skateboarding and hanging out in the malls were corrupting the youth. Surprise surprise, total bullshit.

In the 1990s, video games were corrupting the youth. Surprise surprise, total bullshit.

In the 2010s, social media was corrupting the youth. Surprise surprise, total bullshit. At least at that time. Today social media is highly manipulated TO INTENTIONALLY be corruptive, but not so much in the days of vine.

And now today, video games are corrupting the youth and making them violent. See Mexico? You can do better. This is a rerun and you know it. But fear not. I know a bigger problem that is corrupting not only the youth, but also adults, and even the elderly. You wanna know what the real problem in society is? Let ME have a go…

Religion is corrupting the humans! They’re starting wars because an invisable man in the sky told them to. Two sides each argueing that their version of the invisable man is the REAL magical invisable man.

Billions of people have died over the centuries. It is without a doubt the biggest source of corruption any society has ever faced.

In addition to all the violence, there’s also rapist priests. And money laundering. And at one time crusades to force their religion on an unwilling population.

But sure. Little 10 year old Jose is getting violent because he played mortal kombat. Couldn’t have anything to do with that chaotic and toxic home life watching his alcoholic father beat his mother, right?

Religion is corrupting the humans. What POSSIBLE rebuttal could anyone have to that?

They’ll say aw Topsy at my autopsy!