He’s not wrong. The one on the right kinda looks like Seinfeld. It’s one of those things where once you see it, you don’t unsee it.

He’s not OP. He’s just another person…

Maybe because I’m high, but you just made me ugly laugh on the bus. I just saw fireworks. And now I’m remembering that plan I had to go back to the early 90s, and buy stock in yahoo. But through a telephone error, I ended up buying cases of yoohoo instead. Still worth it. I got to go back in time and see a micheal jackson concert when he was still black, and a Nirvana concert back before they were heard of.

Still though…to be a billionaire.

This guy doesn’t even know about the three seashells!!!

hearty chuckle

Is this why we can’t see John Cena? He’s a ghost who died as a horny teenager in puberty?

I’m 41. Which means I was a kid when the original came out.

In all my years of knowing of the power rangers, I’ve never once thought of it as (white power)(ranger).

I did however go from thinking Rita Repulsa was grotesque as a kid, to thinking “Damn, she’s kinda hott!” as an adult. Plus she has that stick that makes her monster grow.

…I think every guy would find that usrful.

Everythings made up, and the lives don’t matter.

Microsoft owns taco bell?

for example with doggy.

Poor doggy. That’s not what they meant by “give a dog a bone”!

Ugh. You’re not even paying attention! She said she DOESN’T flub the big ones! She likes the average ones!

…wait, like 1 continuous penis? How big is this bridge, and what did that guy EAT???

Ya know…it’s not often you root for the public shooter.

Let me get this straight. You ask a question about how to become a clown, but want to avoid jokes and being laughed at?

…you SURE you want to be a clown?

For most people 11 isn’t an option without buying a new computer.

This exchange is like an old timey radio comedy show exchange.

…except I don’t think the humor was intentional. Which makes it even BETTER!

In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!

Wow. You actually get me.

shifty eyes

I still don’t trust you…

Well, I mean that was proven in the prohibition era. Alcohol was illegal, and thus you could be arrested for having it.

And yet, the task force to enforce these rules was like 1 agent per every 500,000 citizens. So “super secret” speakeasies were EVERYWHERE in those days. So common that drunks would knock on random peoples doors, and home owners would instinctively yell “THIS ISN’T A SPEAKEASY!!!” and the drunk would go knock on the next door. It was said you only had to knock on 20-30 doors depending on the city, before you happened upon a secret speakeasy.

The head of the task force said New Orleans was the easiest to find alcohol, having just flown into the airport, he said it took about 30 seconds before he got into a cab, and was IMMEDIATELY offered booze.

If a law is a law, but it’s not being enforced, is it really a law?

you’ll be alone for eternity and will never have true friends or camaraderie, and that by itself will consume you.

I AM a morally decent person who makes efforts to do the right thing. And that last part is STILL true!

I just don’t like most people.

Nah. It’s going to be trump vs elon.