This reminds me pf a great pickup line. It only works on someone you already know.
You tell her “We’d be a great couple. Like Kermit and Miss Piggy!”
“Am I Miss Piggy in this?”
“What? No. You’re obviously Kermit because you’re smart and lanky, and I’m Miss Piggy because I’m a natural star.”
Hear that guys? Smaller is better. If you have a bigger one, she won’t remember it…
Me: Using 11 year old PC. Originally rjnning Windows 7. Now running ZorinOS.
I don’t particularly like linux, but…
looks at Windows 10…11…now 12…
Yeah, fuck that dumpster fire.
Is that because you wouldn’t have been old enough to tell us this during the Nixon administration?
It trump was anointed by jesus, I feel validated in my past 35 years of being an athiest.
I thought Robin laid an egg, and The Joker got away?
200% chance increase of being killed by a cat.
You’re both wrong.
It’s because it’s a distraction from Epstein. You’re not talking about how trump rapes children. If we go to war, that becomes the focus. No longer putting pressure on trump over how trump rapes children. See, I have to keep typing trump rapes children, because society seems to have the memory of a goldfish, and have forgotten that trump rapes children.
Now, view every action he’s done since taking office, and underatand understand that EVERYTHING is a distraction from trump raping children.
Now don’t forget this time, ok?
I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.
Man. The new episodes of Xena Warrior Princess are getting weird…
Hold on, wait, whoa, really? The great and respectable Tesla has to exit the consumer space? What? No! Surely big brain genuis can find a solution! They can’t? Wow. I am sure each and every one of you will have wet sloppy pillows tonight, from all the crying! I am shocked! Shocked I say!!!
…actually, not that shocked.
Nah. Nobody has been going there since Sept 11 2001.
Nobody seems to visit those towers anymore…
Boooo! Now my comment makes no sense! I just seem like a crazy man! Ya hear me? A lunatic is how I’m being percieved!
Pairs? Pairs of what? Bananas? In pajamas?
Because they’re coming down the stairs. Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down in pairs!
Mine would have: Chicken, cheese, black olives.
Salsa dip cup on the side.
Shit post with cows. They’re furry, and cute, and empathetic. Just go up to one and say MOOOOOOO and he’ll look at you like “I’m sorry, I think something got lost in translation…”
Throw more shit. Maybe drop an atomic bomb. Maybe on another country. Maybe in Minnisota.
The point to take from this is there’s always more shit, and he doesn’t care who he hurts/kills. As long as he gets his way.
Republicans truly know how to find the weakest, stupidest, least genuine humans among us.
Yes, but…it works. Kamala isn’t president, and half tbe country loves trump and his hateful messaging.
Ya know? Maybe the boomers had a point. Maybe kids are getting lazier. In MY day, we saved the princess ourselves! Then minecraft came along, and besides being mispronounced as Hitlers book title, it made it ok to not do anything. You CAN go mine for iron, or diamond. You don’t HAVE TO. But you can.
Or you can stay here and play creative mode, and just build a house.
Or you can find a village, and be roommates with them.
Flash forward 15 years, and now we don’t even have to play the games ourselves???
Alright listen here ya little shits! You’re going to play nothing but TMNT on NES until you can beat the dam level. Too many kids going soft! In MY day, we used to practice practice practice until we could beat up Mike Tyson. Back when Mike Tyson was a ferral threat to society AND the boxing world! Now even Iron Mike is more like Squishy Playdoh Mike. Hell, even one of the Paul brothers beat him.
Kids these days don’t know the thrill of gathering 20 kids to a TV, and watching an epic run of Battletoads, or Contra. You bet your ass we’re going to finish! Every kid in the neighborhood is here! If you fail, everybody’s gonna know. The world is watching!
These days? It’s all online gaming, alone in a room. Nothing matters. There’s no stakes. No reputation on the line. You’re all just alone and sad. I guess you may as well let the game play itself, if you aren’t going to take this seriously.