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Cake day: October 29th, 2023

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  • Fair enough. But then you get outfield players doing the same to each other all game, so do we stop that too? We’ve already got rid of the tackle from behind (even poking the ball between the player’s legs), a lot of tackles from the side, 2 footed tackles no matter how safe, hard tackles, all but the tamest of shoulder barges…

    Every single change is made to benefit attacking players. Not because of any general concern for footballer welfare, but because attacking players are more marketable and profitable for the game. After all, TV deals are sold by the likes of Salah, Haaland and Saka. Most replica shirts don’t have Casemiro, Caicedo and Hojbjerg on the back.

    Does this hard-line on physical play make matches more entertaining, though? Not in my opinion. A mix of flair and grit works better for me. The classic Man United vs Arsenal matches – when Keane, Vieira, Stam and Keown kicked the shit out of each other, while Scholes, Henry, Giggs and Pires provided the skills – were peak Premier League.







  • The Eccles Sunday pub league in Greater Manchester, England; I represented The Cock Hotel (real name, honest). On one sunny autumn morn, we arrived at our pitch for a home match versus The Drop Inn. We were just in time to see a burnt out car being towed off the pitch. It left behind a charred rectangle of grass that glittered with chunks of glass. As a result, the area near one of the corner flags was a no-man’s land.

    A centre-back by trade, I was brought off the bench with 10 minutes to play. For reasons known only to the co-managers of my team, they put me on the left wing. Which meant I needed to avoid the burnt, spiky patch like the plague. Luckily, I’m right-footed, so was mainly cutting inside in any case.

    Having missed a sitter moments earlier, I scored a last minute equaliser. It was a little like Michael Owen’s injury-time winner against City, struck with the outside of my boot from roughly the same distance. Afterwards, I had several drinks bought for me, but the following week I was on the bench again. Then I got shin-splints and missed the rest of the 1999/2000 season.

    Halcyon days.