Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.
Hunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.
Velvet Elvis? Cool. Velvet Cheeto? Not cool.
Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.
A fucking pencil!
In with the Hedberg, too. Noice.
Person in headlights of a Jeep.
Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.
I’m sorry for your loss. I hope you found a new lap!
She would have said no.
I am Groot.
Inebriated, demented, altered, psychotic, hallucinogenic, and Alabama
Yooo! This that chick whose dad was feeding cats to coyotes!
Margherita al foetus
I don’t use mine often, but I do enjoy it! It’s great for perfectly cooked steaks that you finish in a searing hot pan. I’ve used it for super tender and moist chicken breasts for chicken salad or pulled chicken. If you have a stand mixer with a paddle attachment you can drop the cooked chicken breasts in and it will shred them perfectly and quickly. I have a Joule that works with an app but would work without it, too.
Gotcha. That seems to be alright, then. Thanks for letting me know!
When you get pulled over do you hand your phone to the cop, or do they read it from your hand? Sounds like you’re relinquishing a lot of unnecessary information to the cop who will walk it back to their cruiser and likely scan your phone for information unrelated to your traffic violation.
When you get pulled over do you hand your phone to the cop, or do they read it from your hand? Sounds like you’re relinquishing a lot of unnecessary information to the cop who will walk it back to their cruiser and likely scan your phone for information unrelated to your traffic violation.
Oh, it was, was it?
Elvis was Jesus-ified after death and tacky, roadside velvet Elvis art could be purchased and displayed to show your devotion to the King. Love of a musical icon is one thing. But, martyred fascists are not kitsch or cool. Either one will let you know what kind of a home you stepped into. Both would be in bad taste but one is so bad it’s good and the other is so bad, it’s baaaad. And not Michael Jackson bad.