We made it this way because you’re stupid. Also, if you don’t like it, you’re stupid.

No wonder it turned out to be a pile of dogshit.

Better to have that sign up, I guess, than to have a corpse rolled through your lobby.

How can I get this motherfucker to stop showing up in my feeds? I have him and all his subs blocked, and he still wriggles into my life.

I loves me some udon noodles. Drain the water and add hot sauce. Mmmmmmm…

LoL… Texas…

Just pretend like you can’t see or hear them.

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles…

I… I don’t get that one.

I mean, if we’re going to keep pretending that dancing around and slugging each other is a “sport,” then it makes sense to have children play it, right?

And is projected to be in service for another fifty years, IIRC. Something to be said for not fixing things that aren’t broken.

Yeah, looks like a nighttime image of the island with some smoke added to it.

Considering how easy it is to set up a screen reader or to set an overriding font on most browsers, this seems like an exercise in futility. That said, something like mssystem ought to do it – standardized, block-style typeface, with little to differentiate the individual letters.

They pulled a rifle on him for a missing mudflap, so yeah, I’d be terrified, too.

Another fun fact about them is that if you were to take all their blood vessels out and line them up end-to-end, the otter would die.

Most religions share the same problems. Sure, they each have their own hangups, but much of what people bitch about with Xtianity is common in other world religions.

It’s like they’ve given up on the whole charade and are just playing the comic book super-villains they’ve always been.

If a zygote qualifies as a “body,” then anyone who has had a miscarriage is guilty of manslaughter.

Isn’t that the old Xerox logo?

Russia clearly has a poor understanding of the word “war.”

If I had to guess, I’d say they’re trying to maximize their market cap. It’s no secret that they’re looking for a buyer and/or eyeing and IPO. The more profitable they can seem before that, the more money Huffman can walk away with.