I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.
I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.
Me: Holds out both fists so I can’t be hit Dad: You’re cheating! Roll credits
“Your past isn’t really your past, it’s just what you remember.” – Courtesy of some dank edibles.
Mary Scary will not kill you if you put enough booze in your mince pie.
Damn, good guess! That beats the hell out of “ceremonial”.
Still waiting for that bass to drop…
When I load it, I get the message, “Looking for data files” and below that “Fonts (this might take a while)”. And it does take a while.
Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.
We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.
-1, -1, -1, -1, -1, -1, …
Better than waiting for GIMP to load fonts, I’d wager.
Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!
Here ya go.
As they say, a PhD is about learning more and more about less and less. Some of the smartest people at conferences I’ve attended legitimately risk death crossing the street.
That’s the one! From the man who taught me how to use my dishwasher!
On edit: I couldn’t find the video I viewed, but this guy claims they had a purpose at one time and it’s a legacy thing.
Some possibilities that might cheer you up:
Trump is obviously in declining physical and mental health that might force him to step down. Of course, this just gives us shitbird #2, but at least he might be smart enough to not tank the economy.
Maybe the Republicans will do something about him. We’ve seen some Republicans publicly come out against him, and there are probably a lot more who oppose him privately. Republicans are cowardly bastards, but they’re also greedy bastards, so they might invoke the 25th before Trump crashes the economy with tariffs.
Maybe Judge Juan Merchan will sentence him. I’m not sure how this works legally, and this is so unprecedented that I don’t think anybody really does, but maybe, just maybe, Merchan will say “fuck it” and give the Republicans a little constitutional crisis to go along with their election victory.