I was looking for a winter jacket a few years ago and tried Amazon. I was scrolling through, and I wasn’t finding anything. So I sorted by price, high to low, thinking, I’m not poor I can splurge on a nice jacket.

Top of the list was a jacket for $20K. I decided to stop saying shit like “I’m not poor”.

I feel ya. I consider myself at least of average intelligence and perhaps slightly above average in vocabulary. I’ve never gotten more than a two day streak in that game. It’s hard. But I keep playing.

Peasant.

My CD player had an FM transmitter that I tuned the car radio to.

I remember the first time I woke myself from a bad dream. I was pretty young, and in my dream I was being chased by a monster and I suddenly realized that it was a dream and I could chase the monster back. So I turned around (in my dream) and started to chase the fucker.

I recall waking up laughing.

I know it says in the article that single player is a viable option, but I hope they don’t just increase the grind to justify the co-op.

Some of us don’t have friends.

It’s got a Steam page, so looks good.

I don’t think there is a James Bond origin story. So it would be original and not a reboot.

Get. Out. 👉

(I admit. I chuckled. )

No. Trey and Matt have both said they’d never work with puppets again.

My head canon for this pic is that the bear isn’t driving the mech. He’s just along for the ride and having a great time.

iPhone

And usually just take pictures of things at work as a note taking method.

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Phew indeed.

I don’t know the physics behind it, or if it’s even true (could just be a placebo effect), but if you scrunch the paper there is less streaking on the clean up.

Whichever lucky girl Denethor was going down on.

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Did good today.

Sure. But the folks who put the knowledge in a digestible format should be rewarded for their efforts.

Babylon 5 had wizards.

Train to Busan. By a mile. Best zombie movie hands down. I’ll die on this hill.

Honourable mentions:

OG Dawn of the Dead is special and will always hold a top spot.

28 Days Later & 28 Weeks are both top notch.

And I’ll catch heat for this, but World War Z is an excellent zombie movie. And I say that as a fan of the book who is disappointed we didn’t get a faithful adaptation. But if you take the movie as a stand alone, unaffiliated, zombie flick, it’s better than just good.

You leave Porkins alone. That man was a hero.

(I fully agree with everything else though.)

Speaking of sex bots…. I’m curious:

If you owned a sexbot, would you perform oral sex on it?