Dungeon masters being masochists is in my opinion a Hallmark meme of RPGs
Could be an alternate dark elf
Beagles are the absolute derpiest good boys/girls
Not enough "oh shit that was today?"s
The key to being a good spotlight hog is to know you do it and drag the quieter players along with you.
“Hey grog, let’s go check out that huge rock that seems to be sitting on a big red button, maybe that will unlock the door”
Amazon, dawg. For sure
I got more in the chamber. Get ready for my reposting fury
What’s that with rice?
That’s beautiful and horrifying at the same time
That’s not really saying much
Thats why horny bards exist