Actually had to make sure I wasn’t on a NotTheOnion instance.

Didn’t he abuse his wife and children?

Sir, this is a place for dull things. This looks far too exciting for this place.

I’m more surprised that people still like Brad Pitt

dog

Another step towards Airstrip 1

I learned some Irish for DND… I’m not Irish and don’t live in Ireland. It’s a very beautiful (and difficult) language.

Honestly, I was just making a joke about the shapes and wasn’t paying attention to the pointers, but now that I notice the clock actually is L o’clock I feel stupid.

Oh dear, it’s already J o’clock

If it’s defective aren’t you entitled to a free replacement?

Remember? I eat it regularly

I hate these kind of memes. I’m 31 and so fat I’m way happier now than I was in my 20s.

Netherland’s word nightmare. More ocean.

French flag looking kinda weird

Yes, but you see, deaths involving cars are normal and acceptable. Even one death on a e-bike is a call to action to ban those death machines.

/s

Where can I get certification? I’d feel better if I had documentation to prove it.

I’ve actually never seen an elgato sponsorship

What does “root for sport” mean in Australia!

Cool, still not going back to windows

This is kinda why I’m doing. If I see a vegetarian option for something, I’ll pick that over the meat option. Vegetarian sausages are definitely not all created equal…