Northern Irish. We always left out brandy.

It’s basically whatever tipple your dad likes.

Bacardi? Sure thing. Tia Maria? Hit me. Sparkling water? Santa’s watching his weight.

It has absolutely no involvement anywhere which is good.

The whole point is it’s for people who are prominent in one way or another, not necessarily good people.

Isn’t it just being petty and vindictive for no reason but hate? Biden brought it in, therefore it’s bad, and people who have difficulty with serif fonts? Well, that’s just DEI wokery, according to this feckless wretch.

Fancy dress? That’s a stretch. Usually in fancy dress you’re imitating someone. Who is he meant to be? Just a generic Nazi.

Get some stats on who the real dangers to kids are. Short, punchy, numerical facts to repeat again and again.

It’s a cleavage on the ground, or a spill on the water.

I tap out for a few days when these weird fixations happen. See you next week.

Calibri Light is my go to. Fuck you, Rubio.

Mine’s at tooth hurty too!

‘You don’t have to do it, but on the other hand you have to do it.’

Find a bookmaker willing to take large obscure bets and make a killing off the 7.11am arrival at Southampton on Jan 9th 2031 arriving exactly 17 minutes late.

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My ‘town’ is a rural cul-de-sac of about 25 houses, so I’d say at my place. And by ‘protest’ I mean we’d eat, drink, and relish not being online for a bit.

Oh well. Reaping and sowing etc.

There are 2.27 popes per sq km in the Vatican.

Let’s you and me take a W-A-L-K outside, would be better.

What does million dollar company even mean? Is that annual turnover? Financial value of the business? Either way it’s a pretty small business.

20 always