They call them Doros.

Sadly, LJN Video Art still exists. At least this pretends to be fun.

Now you’re thinking with portals!

So that they can finish the job, right?

Ah yes, the old seeing faces in the clothes perk.

The Fantastic Game is up there. So much to do, so much to see.

Sounds like a good reason to get rid of generational wealth. Count me in.

America, please explain! I am confuse.

That’s Primal Rage, you dinguses.

I still haven’t been back to Reddit since the switch. Even if everyone else goes back, I’m gonna stay here because this place is small and tight-knit. It reminds me of what Reddit used to be.

Sega following the runaway success of the Genesis in America has always seemed like a massive pile of failures and mistakes, which is a shame because they could’ve continued their momentum with the strong franchises and inherent ability for quality game production they possessed. I will never understand why 75% of the Saturn library was never localized, or why they thought the 32x was a good idea, even with context. Imagine what could’ve been had they decided to release the Saturn a full year before the PS1.

They could try Miraheze. It’s a small nonprofit that doesn’t put any ads on the site.

People saved the Game.com, of all things. As long as people are aware that something exists, they will try to emulate it.

Fortunately, there are cracks that remove the always-online dependence of a lot of these games.

Perhaps it would be a good idea to open a Reddit museum on the fediverse so people in the future can read the stories of broken arms, jolly ranchers, the Swamps of Dagobah, Streetlamp LeMoose, Kevin, and Rome Sweet Rome.

I didn’t really think about it until just now, but I would totally get a new Sega console. They at least have the internal developers to make meaningful first party exclusives to justify getting one.

Number of thoughts: 254847
Number of prayers: 428476
Number of lives saved: 0

Still not as big of a mistake as Balan.

I am satisfied with where things are as it is. The promise of future improvements will only continue to increase my satisfaction. Take as long as you need.

Roughly 40% of the population.