Has there been a single gameweek this season that hasn’t displayed complete incompetence from the officials at least once?

If we win we can go top of the league, which makes me have this sinking feeling in my stomach we’ll fuck it up

Rumour has it Mikel Arteta is set to manage us for this match too

The sponsorless lifestyler variant of the third kit is also significantly discounted (£56 down from £90, members only)

If he hadn’t torn his ACL in his first game for us, Timber would definitely be on here. Man looked excellent in that half a match that he played

I found myself rooting for West Ham in the Europa conference last year. You’d never catch me cheering for Spurs, United, or Chelsea though

Damn Havertz tax is crazy