The thing than never fails to make me laugh are “fuck greta” stickers on cars or bikes. Especially if it’s a little VW golf.

I wonder if my perception is fucked or what i have to think about these things. I was once on a date in a restaurant and next to us was a family of 5 and the youngest was maybe 7 and he played Fortnite on an ipad most of the time. My date pointed this out as “rude” and “bad parenting” and i agreed. But it made me thinking. I think i had pretty good parents, and they dragged me and my sister to a lot of places i didn’t want to be. But i was pretty happy as long as i could bring my gameboy. The boy was 7 of course he didn’t want to sit in a restaurant and do conversation with adults.

Now my sister has two children that are 7 and 5 and my perception has changed again. It’s absolutely scary how addicted kids are to phones. It’s like watching crack addicts. They aren’t even allowed on the phone a lot, but the things they would do to not even do anything interesting, and just press buttons and play the worst mobile games and watch the worst youtube videos ever created.

I liked games on my gameboy, and later game gear, but i never liked any game as much as my nephew likes to watch a minecraft video on youtube in a language he doesn’t speak (and he never played minecraft.) it’s truly bizarre, and because he only likes to watch these dumb ass videos and is only allowed to watch a short goodnight story every night if he behaves, he can’t even watch a movie. The concept of something bad happens to a main character blows his mind so much that he never wants to watch a movie with me, and would rather watch elsa getting impregnated by spiderman. He loves the movie cars, and when i showed him cars 3, he couldn’t understand how lightning mcqueen would not win at some point.

At the end of my playstation 1’s lifecycle, i had to give the disc a pre spin and sometimes turning it upside down helped too

If you’d see that in a movie it would be a weird comedy where someone’s head spins around 360° for no reason so the viewer doesn’t know anymore what to believe and what not.

Ah yes, chicken, the one thing that has so much taste that you don’t even need to season it.

Nah it’s just a fatty with a weird excuse. The gender doesn’t matter at all.

Epic reddit moment

People now have fond memories of twitter? Insane.

The important thing is that he hates brown people just as much as they do.

Some 30 years ago when i was a naive child i would watch the news and it was like: rich guy making 120k a day. And three segments later: there is a disaster ahead of us and to fix it we need 100k. And idiot me was actually thinking: that’s not really a problem then, because the rich guy they just talked about could pay that easily. Then i went to sleep thinking the problem is basically solved.

Also one of the worst

They should stay in the store.

Have you read the comments here? People just eat it up. Well yeah somewhere out there maybe perhaps. Hey some Haitians might eat their pets it could happen. Don’t trust Haitians, i heard they eat pets.

Sony is so out of touch it’s actually insane.

I used to hang out with a different kind of dumb person. He would watch a movie he didn’t understand but thought he did. Once i “flirted” for him with his ex girlfriend over text, because he wanted her back, but most of the time had no idea what she was talking about. She said she saw him today and he had a new haircut. I texted back: yeah they grew over my head (it’s a saying in german that means something is getting too much, but it also is a hair pun.) she laughed and i gave his phone back. He read it and didn’t understand it. Even if I explained it to him, he just didn’t understand what might be funny. So he texted her back: he also shaved his pubes. God bless his soul.

You can also turn it around and use it as a bonk hammer

I’m so curious about this. I read that even on the set of his tv show he regularly shat his pants. And old fat people can’t really wash themselves all too well. Combine that with makeup and whatever cologne he uses to hide his stench

Imagine believing a reddit story.

The fascinating thing about these stories is that 10+ years ago people were all like: pics or didn’t happen.

Now everyone is up in arms to defend these stories they want to believe in. /R/nOtHiNgEvErHaPpEnS

Yeah this is peak reddit story telling. I can even see the top comment: this is MORE than mildly infuriating. That’s why it’s posted there, engagement farming