What a bunch of rankers.

Why is it a lawsuit and not a criminal case - weren’t the charges thrown out? Screams payday to me.

Do you put love hearts by those you want to succeed, or just by the names of your bestest favourites? Do you angrily cross out the names of those you hate despite never having met them? Have you read The Catcher in the Rye?

That’s a far healthier reaction. My dad’s a great guy, he cares for a menagerie of birds that we keep underground and he’ll only eat them once they die, but this is the third time in a month that he has overreacted to a Reddit post. It would be easier not to show him the posts but he’s very insistent and resorts to tears and suicide blackmail if I don’t acquiesce.

He’d be the 15th best player. I don’t want to hear any bullshit counter-arguments about him being 14th, 16th, 13th or whatever. I know ball, and he’d be the 15th best player.

I told my dad about this and he punched the wall, now we’re in A + E so thanks very much for that.