- cross-posted to:
- surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- surrealmemes@sh.itjust.works
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eggs
May I offer you an egg in these trying times?
eggs
eggs
SL IFE (R The Sky Dragon)
Damn it, I can’t here to make that joke
Tomorrows life (i.e. waiting for an animal to hatch) is too late, live today (by eating) eggs
Anyone selling eggs should already be aware that 90% of them were never fertilized in the first place, though. Although I suppose I wouldn’t be too surprised
Here I’m waiting for my share of the eggs
We are all eggs on this blessed day.
speak for yourself
I am all eggs on this blessed day.
Fertility experts hate this one weird trick.
What a cis thing to say
Don’t worry, it will crack soon…
this was clearly written for the hens to read
I tell myself the same thing every morning before I get out of bed
Some days are a good day to die, some days are a good day to get EGGs
Maybe daily affirmations help them turn into chickens faster?
