These Balls Inyomouth

Sorry bruv, propa bugga’d that’n up, aye? Meant’chu say bicenti kilopounds

god Dave the Queen

Relatively, moving to the US has been so much harder than moving out for a long time now

Wut? Barring like the past 10 months of the current administration (because you said “for a long time”), the US has consistently been at the top of the charts for gross immigration for decades.

Where do you even get the idea that the average American (poor, monolingual, undereducated/uncredited) has an easier time moving to another (comparable) country than one does to it?

Just gotta have that doctorate in geoengineering (go into $200,00 debt in America to get it, never mind that)

Mythery Business

Where’s the profit incentive? Antisemtite Nazi trash

Just get a used Filson off eBay. I’m not even sure why you would consider anything else

I wouldn’t worry about Chuck S.'s glasses running out of nose length.

It was formative and I’ve been ruminating ever since

That bitch is responsible for my parents going through my closet while I was at school in 2014 to throw away my Marble Hornets shirt and incidentally finding a fleshlight I ordered off eBay and then grounding me for 6 months so fuck her I hope she rots

Its gonna happen bro

Half Life 3

Genuinely the only punctuation I use in text is a question mark and even then it s a toss up

You get healthy by doing these and “organize your space, keep a schedule, and avoid instant-dopamine responses” is like the first bit of advice behavioural therapists will give you

I’m fine with it but my wife is intolerant and it makes no sense to get two pints when we barely ever finish one together

Hotline: Miami 2 and Mulley’s lactose free Cookies N’ Cream but I’d rather be housekeeping and eating healthy :)

And yet… it all feels good to do. Much better than eating ice cream and playing video games

Raise manufacturing wages then, Huang

Neat… what’s your favorite album?

Do you like Weezer?