and the gears in my car’s transmission

– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

are you a transformer?

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

my memory is toasted

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

LinkedIn only exist for me when looking for a job, definately not a place to stay, i am alergic to toxic positivity

she is 70, she can survive Trump

you need 5 spare parts pt cruisers to have one running pt cruiser

uh? that was the whole business model, you can see the questions for free but got to pay for the answers. initially you’re reluctant to pay, but as hw due dates approach and you realize the cost of failing a class…

AI taking the answer-questions-wrongly jobs

you could ask chegg chatgpt

…twice

Lexus sold cars with cassette players until 2010

calling it socialism is correct, they just fail to realize that’s what good governments do

i go to work, but i take weekends off, does it make me a coward?

that’s what America wants apparently

actually i had the thought while scrolling YouTube choosing the background noise for my shower

don’t you wish you could filter it out