• MrFlamey@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    At this point I have finally realised that Elon Musk is an attention-seeking cunt and we should probably start to just ignore him, at least for a while.

    However, I’ve got some ideas! Instead of people without children, how about we restrict the vote to the children themselves? How does that sound, Elon? Nobody over 20 should get a vote because they only have… pthh, I dunno, a few decades, 90 years at most left on this planet, so fuck them. Am I right? Maybe we could give everyone a voting point for every year they have left assuming an average lifespan of 75 years - perhaps women could have more points as they generally live longer. That would be fair, no? We should also completely take money out of politics and stop billionaires and large corporations from undermining democracy too! Don’t you think that’s a great idea?

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      1 year ago

      Plus, I know some SHITTY parents who don’t consider their kids much at all. Why don’t we limit the vote to good parents who can prove they love their children by sacrificing themselves for their kids in a simulated environment? I mean, this is the future! VR voting compassion-for-your-children tests. Elon loooves futurestuff

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      1 year ago

      I don’t want people to ignore him. I want him in the news every day, pissing people off and agitating the masses.

      Every time Musk opens his mouth the screams “eat the rich!” get louder. Why on Earth would I want that to stop?

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        Him constantly being in the news is like a significantly less annoying version of Trump, so I’d like to ignore him at least :) When Trump stopped being president it was like someone finally figured out how to stop a car alarm that had been going off outside my window for four years.

        I hope we get to the eat the rich part before they have armies of security robots controlled by extremely advanced AI :)