Just keep alcohol out of everyone’s hands. Or at least mouths.
It’s against the law to
Keep alcohol out of
The hands of youth
Supply alcohol to minors
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There’s no way this is real. It’s too perfect
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Came for your comment but missed the old lady
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you a beer, take it because if you don’t they might go to jail
Say pizza to drugs Say no to yes
Don’t dead open inside.
I can’t blame the designer. We’ve all created stuff we thought was clever until someone called us out. But how many people did this go through before printing?!
Are you ready for another cold one, Timmy?
This is Napa county were talking about.
They knew what they were doing.
Supply alcohol to minors, got it.
/c/theyknew
If you are old enough to die for your country, you are old enough to have a drink.
Well, if you insist…
The design of this got a chuckle out of me.
No safety
Smoking first
Quantum rule superposition.










