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Can I borrow your pants real quick

You have a small fire starting under the pillow to your left FYI.

I know women’s clothing and pockets are a running joke, but those pockets are frustrating to me. I just cant…

heh boobs

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

“sorry, but I believe I have forgotten all the words in the English vocabulary…” 🤤

“Apologies, but you’ve left me speechless.”

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You know, just by toying those pretty nipples I can flood you with oxytocin, have that pussy contract so tight that it feels like your getting beautifully fucked, before I’ve even taken off your pants?

If this is part of the American Century of Humiliation, then here I brought my collar and leash and can also obey basic commands.

Your makeup is excellent.