create a worldwide network of people that sabotage every rich or powerful asshole from saving themselves, damning the human species to extinction.
Where do I sign?
you make a valid point.
why wait? If we do the hard part now, we’ll have six months to fuck around.
Ngl they’d try to hide it from us to stop the economy from crashing
Feel strangely relieved, because there’s finally an end in sight.
Edge for 6 months and have an earth shattering orgasm before the earth shatters.
So blue balls for 6months it is, then! Not what I would have chosen, but to each their own
surprise, it’s a ruined orgasm and you die disappointed and blue balled.
Fuck raw.
Cry because i’ve waisted my life and will never get the chance to experience happiness.
You’ve never experienced happiness? What does that mean?
you have six months to find happiness. should be easy, lawlessness and anarchy reign and you can do whatever makes you happy.
does stealing make you happy? who knows, give it a try. how about murder? are you a nudist? try something new every day.
your mom
Shit, I don’t know. I’m a janitor at a preschool. There really isn’t anything I can do
Cancel all the work I’ve got lined up and go on a drug induced spending spree to try and use up all my savings.
If money still meant anything even in this scenario, I would be deeply saddened for humanity.
and it ends up slipping between earth and the moon and just voiding impact by the astrological equivalent of a hairs breath,.
I don’t know! I’ve already got enough shit to worry about and now you want me to contemplate imminent doom.
Quit our jobs.
We would stop paying the mortgage, assuming anyone is even still at the bank it would take longer than 6 months to evict us.
Then we’d just hang out with our dog and do as much fun stuff as we could
Pack the tent and camping gear in my car, and take my kids on an epic camping trip across Europe.
Same thing I’m doing now but with less doom scrolling.
Eliminate all dictators for start
Hike the AT, I would just pack up and go. Try to make it to Maine before it hits us.
